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Christmas quotes that

will make you smile

by Maria Gracia Join our newsletter to be notified when the newest Quotes and Words of Wisdom is available. Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. (Kin Hubbard) What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present. (Don Marquis) Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas. You know, the birth of Santa? (Matt Groening) Let me see if I’ve got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn’t laundering illegal drug money? (Tom Armstrong) Nothing says holiday like a cheese log. (Ellen Degeneres) Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music. (Tom Sims) Many banks have a new kind of Christmas club in operation. The new club helps you save money to pay for last year’s gifts. (Unknown) I bought my brother some gift wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping. (Steven Wright) I like to compare the holiday season with the way a child listens to a favorite story. The pleasure is in the familiar way the story begins, the anticipation of familiar turns it takes, the familiar moments of suspense, and the familiar climax and ending. (Fred Rogers) I left Santa gluten-free cookies and organic soy milk and he put a solar panel in my stocking. (Unknown) Back to Quotes and Words of Wisdom Index