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by Maria Gracia Updated October 30, 2023 Join our newsletter to be notified when new content is added to our website. If you’re in the mood for some funny Thanksgiving quotes, these are all favorites of mine. I hope you enjoy them as much as I do. I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. (Erma Bombeck) It's not too much food. This is what we've been training for our whole lives. This is our destiny, this is our finest hour.  (Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls) An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day. (Irv Kupcinet) Thanksgiving: Bringing out the best in family dysfunction since 1863. (Unknown) Thanksgiving—when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didn’t have to cook. (Melanie White) An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day. (Irv Kupcinet) I’m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food.  (Howie Mandel) I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online. (Kumail Nanjiani) The average time for eating a Thanksgiving dinner is 12 minutes, which, incidentally, coincides with halftime. (Erma Bombeck) Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight. (Yogi Berra) Back to Motivational Quotes Index